This Labrador Sam - has fucked 10 times more women than I ever have. What has he done to deserve this? Absolutely nothing. I have the same qualities as he does and what with him being a dog; his qualities will be far less developed than mine and I logically have far more assets than he does. My life is more intrinsically valuable. Our situations should be justifiably reversed. It is I who deserves the pleasures he so readily enjoys. Does anyone else concur with this?